MY BOWELS WON'T MOVE

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  • "MY BOWELS WON'T MOVE"  1998
  • (lyrics by Guy Thomas)
  • A parody of the great Loggins and Messina tune "Your Mama Don't Dance" done as a joke for Kenny on his 50th birthday.  And a the cameo role of the Jewish lady is played by Janis Liebhart. Oy gevalt!

 

  • My bowels won't move
  • And my bladder has no control
  • My bowels won't move
  • And my bladder's lost all control
  • When evening' rolls around you'll find me
  • Lyin' down in bed
  • You know I'm getting' old
  •  
  • The old folks say
  • That I'm startin' to look a lot like them
  • My hair is getting' gray
  • And I'm coughing' up a lot of phlegm
  • My bladder won't obey
  • And you know I gotta say
  • I'm out of Depends
  • Once again
  •  
  • And it's all because
  • My bowels won't move
  • And my bladder has no control
  • My bowels won't move
  • And my bladder has no control
  • When evening' rolls around you'll find me
  • Lyin' down in bed
  • You know I'm getting' old
  •  
  • We pull into a Deli
  • It takes a while to park
  • And as the waitress seats us
  • Well you know I had to fart
  • I'm hopin' no one noticed
  • My foul smellin' breeze
  • But the Jewish lady next to us says
  • "Oy Gevalt! What's that smell??!!"
  • Ooo weeee
  • My only  plea
  • Is it wasn't me!
  •  
  • And it's all because
  • My bowels won't move
  • And my bladder has no control
  • My bowels won't move
  • And my bladder's lost all control
  • When evening' rolls around
  • I chug Mylanta down and I'm stayin' in
  • I say it again
  • I'm stayin' in
  • I say it again
  • I'm stayin' in
  • I say it again