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- "MY BOWELS WON'T MOVE" 1998
- (lyrics by Guy Thomas)
- A parody of the great Loggins and Messina tune "Your Mama Don't Dance" done as a joke for Kenny on his 50th birthday. And a the cameo role of the Jewish lady is played by Janis Liebhart. Oy gevalt!
- My bowels won't move
- And my bladder has no control
- My bowels won't move
- And my bladder's lost all control
- When evening' rolls around you'll find me
- Lyin' down in bed
- You know I'm getting' old
- The old folks say
- That I'm startin' to look a lot like them
- My hair is getting' gray
- And I'm coughing' up a lot of phlegm
- My bladder won't obey
- And you know I gotta say
- I'm out of Depends
- Once again
- And it's all because
- My bowels won't move
- And my bladder has no control
- My bowels won't move
- And my bladder has no control
- When evening' rolls around you'll find me
- Lyin' down in bed
- You know I'm getting' old
- We pull into a Deli
- It takes a while to park
- And as the waitress seats us
- Well you know I had to fart
- I'm hopin' no one noticed
- My foul smellin' breeze
- But the Jewish lady next to us says
- "Oy Gevalt! What's that smell??!!"
- Ooo weeee
- My only plea
- Is it wasn't me!
- And it's all because
- My bowels won't move
- And my bladder has no control
- My bowels won't move
- And my bladder's lost all control
- When evening' rolls around
- I chug Mylanta down and I'm stayin' in
- I say it again
- I'm stayin' in
- I say it again
- I'm stayin' in
- I say it again